Turbo Conspiracy Wearies

If you haven’t noticed, the Rooster Teeth site’s navbar randomly will display secret messages.

I saw this and within half an hour dug up the JavaScript that makes it happen.

I’ve posted it on my pastebin here.

So the JavaScript originally had a lot of escaped text, which I unescaped for readability.

The messages in my copy are plaintext now.

Discuss what you think things mean in the comments.

One suggestion I heard is that Tex is saying these things, similar to the I Love Bees viral campaign.